“Fancy Jar Label Won’t Make Good Hash” Hoodie (PRE ORDER)

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PRE ORDER AND SAVE $25 (Ships Aug 2024)

Introducing the “Fancy Jar Labels Won’t Make Good Hash” Hoodie created by Highbrid Visions!

At Highbrid Visions, we stand by the truth that true quality shines through, not the fanciness of a label. That’s why we’ve created a hoodie that boldly declares: “Fancy Labels Won’t Make Good Hash.” Because let’s be real – it’s what’s inside that counts, whether it’s your hoodie or your hash.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Witty Back Statement: This hoodie speaks the truth where it matters most. Fancy labels are just that—fancy. But good hash? That’s genuine quality.
• Premium Comfort: This isn’t your average hoodie. Made from heavyweight 14-oz, 80/20 RING SPUN cotton/polyester fleece with a brushed interior and a 100% RING SPUN cotton face, it feels like a warm hug on a cold day.
• Stylish Details: Features a jersey-lined hood with a matching flat drawstring, tear-away label, dropped shoulders, front pouch pocket, rib knit cuffs and waistband, and a tubular body.
• Classic Fit: Designed for a comfortable, universal fit that’s perfect for anyone. Components may come in 75/25 cotton/polyester or 50/50 cotton/polyester blends.

Standout Features:

• Unmatched Quality: Crafted with care using the best materials for a cozy, long-lasting wear.
• Attention-Grabbing Design: A statement piece that gets people talking and nodding in agreement.
• Functional Elements: Including a front pouch pocket, rib knit details, and a jersey-lined hood for added comfort and style.
• Versatile Wear: Perfect for any occasion—whether you’re lounging at home or out making moves.

Whether you’re a hash connoisseur or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, this hoodie is your ticket to the high road of humor and authenticity. So go ahead, snag your “Fancy Jar Labels Won’t Make Good Hash” Hoodie from Highbrid Visions today – because at the end of the day, it’s about the good stuff, not the fluff!